(8/22/26) today i commanded an army of children

6 days until denfur… but onto the actual story because man is this a clickbait title

Ok so pretty much I was at a park for like a picnic thing and there were some of my friends there, some people I didn’t know, and a bunch of little kids.

I was talking with my friends and one of them comes up to me and goes “you’re our boss now.” And all the sudden I had 5 elementary schoolers surrounding me and saluting me and I was like “uh okay yeah sure” and they were like “WHAT SHOULD WE DO BOSS” so I looked at one of my friends and I was like “see that guy? Chase him” and they did- for like 5 minutes XD

Don’t worry all my friends were ok with it and in on it and for like 45 minutes I had a group of little kids following me around like I was god himself and I could not keep a straight face..

Anyway I love playing with kids cuz like yes bro I am actually an evil dragon and I did steal your stuffed animals and yes you do need to kill me and save the town

I always feel so honored when kids invite me to join them cuz it’s like “me??” And when I do play with them I feel so grounded and in the moment and it’s the best feeling ever.. like this is what I’m doing right now and it’s all that matters and I get to partake in some child’s imagination 

Anyway that was my day lol

BYE GANG