Do you remember that nice hotel room? Yes on the fifth floor and it had a balcony, you unfortunately took a little bit of a tumble off of that balcony, plummeting downwards onto San Tropicanas infamous Wednesday night shrimp cookout, you were impaled by no less than 14 barbecue skewers standing upright, when the paramedics did reach you, they did try to look for a pulse but unfortunately you were already prawn..
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Turtwig
a story indeed! keep writing ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
i unfortunately don't like seafood so now i can add this death to one of my least favorite ways to die... the horrors
My least favorite death was the time I robbed the river bank (where the fish keep their money) and was harpooned to death, to be fair I was being pretty selfish, or shellfish?
by PressGameKill; ; Report
this made me smile. I fucking love fish. your fish jokes are class.
by Turtwig; ; Report
Thanks, sometimes people are jealous of my awful fish jokes, I guess you could call them jellyfish
by PressGameKill; ; Report
naw ur a straight up clown fish.
when I laugh I moo call that cow fish.
Luke you are my son I'd call that sunfish.
stood on something slimey whoops I left my carp - Fish on...the carpet....
by Turtwig; ; Report