About Me + AMA

Answering random questions, and if you ask something in the comments I will answer the fuck out of it. 

Name: Quelyn

Age: 14

Gender: Ho

Introvert or Extravert?

Introverted as a personality type. Extraverted as a mission. 

What are you even doing with your life? 

Everything and nothing at the same time. I want to make music, write books, create great art etc, but more than anything I want to eat a pound of cheese and shit myself to death.

What hill are you willing to die on? 

Nobody is real about anything. I try to treat everyone like they're a friend and respect them enough to just be honest, not be fake-polite all the time, and I wish everyone would do this. 

If your browser history was published would you be in trouble? 

Trouble? No. I'll show you right now. Sometimes it's depraved and disgusting but like what are you gonna do about it?

What opinion do you hold with unreasonable confidence despite having done approximately zero research?

Hahahahahahaha oh this hurts. Listen, I have great intuition on many things. Ugh.

What object in your room knows too much about you?

If we're saying every object in my room is conscious and watching me then wouldn't they all know the same shit? Like. I guess maybe one or two things know me more uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh intimately

Which animal would make the worst roommate, and why?

Blue whale. Because they're so sarcastic.

If every embarrassing memory left a visible mark, what would people notice first?

My perfect, unblemished skin. I'm embarrassed by nothing.

If your life had loading screen tips, what would one of them say?

"Feed Quelyn drugs to make her more agreeable!"

Which historical figure would block you on social media?

None of them. I'm taking the opportunity to talk to Saddam Hussein all night and day until he blocks ME

What piece of media permanently altered your brain chemistry?

Yeah I don't think I can actually talk about this here.

What completely normal thing gives you irrational suspicion?

When people say they like me. I'm like, why would you do that? What's your motive? It can be hard to meet new people.

What would your eighty-year-old self find most disappointing about you?

Never met the bitch but hopefully she's not all judgmental like that.

Which of your beliefs would sound insane if you couldn't explain the reasoning behind it?

I don't believe in free will, and people think I'm insane even when I do try to explain it, so. And kind of the same thing, everybody I know looks at me like I'm crazy when I talk about consciousness or really anything philosophical. Guys, you realize you're just watching yourself do things, right? When you open your mouth to speak you don't actually know what you're saying until after you say it.

Which personal flaw has the best public relations team?

Autism. I know some people don't like to call it a flaw but it actually sucks, and everyone's very happy for me for some reason. Go figure.

If you could force everyone to spend one hour learning about any subject, what would you choose?

RADIOHEAD

If your life were a book, what would this chapter be called?

Slowly Downward

What would constitute a successful life for you, personally?

Never having to get a real job. I don't care if I have to eat ramen and beans for my entire life, so long as I get to choose what I'm doing every day. Hopefully music or writing.

What's something future-you would probably thank present-you for?

Well, we had a good time, didn't we?

What's the last thing you'd want people to understand about you before they make up their minds?

If I'm talking to you at all I probably care about you a lot. I joke about everything because I don't know what to say otherwise. But I'm trying to be close to you even when it seems like I'm fucking with you or something.