Robot Boxing movie, it fucking rules. Basically in this world robots got so good they were able to make ones that replaced boxers. Hugh jackman is old deadbeat who used to be boxer but then the ai took his job. So now he does robot boxing but sucks at it cause he is a loser. This is shown when his loser robot gets destroyed in the first scene, and some guy wants money for a bet and hugh jackman dips. Because he needs money for a new robot he watches over a dorky kid because his parents hate him. With his money he buys a new cool robot and goes right to more fights, and little sidekick tags along with him. His new robot responds to voice commands and hugh jackman yells at the robot to work better but it doesn’t and it dies. Hugh jackman is a broke loser still and goes to the dump in the poring rain to get shit for repairs and money and brings the kid because i guess he hates him. In moments the kid slips and almost dies falling off cliff but is caught by an arm sticking out of the dirt. The kid sees that there is a whole robot buried and decides to dig him out. He does this all night by himself because hugh jackman is an asshole and doesn’t help. They bring the robot into the shop and discover its a old sparring robot meant for training. They see if its able to turn on and it does, they see the robot has atom on its chest and assume thats his name, the fucking pricks. Following this the kid decides to put his robot into underground fight and sucks at it because hes never played war for cybertron. So hugh jackman takes over and is able to win because atom can take so many hits and hugh jackman is so so so very very very good good good at boxing. Because they got money from winning and the kid did something good for once in his life hugh jackman likes him now. So they keep doing more and more fights winning more and more money and bonding over money, robots, and xbox 720. As they keep winning they are climbing the ranks eventually reaching the highest division levels. At a certain point they install the cool voice command functionality into atom the robot and now hugh jackman yells at him a lot and he does stuff to win good. Also during this time the kid hangs out with the robot and thinks its alive because it mirrored his movements and seemed human like(this is a feature of the robot because it was designed to shadow people it saw for training purposes and the kid knows and understands this, he’s just crazy). Anyway after awhile bad shit happens and hugh jackman gives the kid back to the parents that hate him and they are both all sad. Then they decide to finish this cool story together and go into the final matches together. They fight and fight and fight until they get to the final robot boss soos. Zues is super strong and beats atoms ass full time. Hugh jackman is sucking and eventually zues punches the voice command power out of atom. So in the last minute they have to use the shadow boxing feature on atom to finish the fight(halo 3) using hugh jackman as the reference. There is cool shots showing its hugh jackman symbolically fighting the cheap machine replacements that stole his life’s passion. Hugh jackman wins the fight but because boxing is a stupid sport the judges say atom lost. But all the people are on atom side and so they are the cool people’s champions. The movie ends.
Really wish this was a series cause I probably would eat this shit up. Where is my shitty thc punch out clone for the wii. Closest thing was some mobile phone fighting game which i think is delisted now. Franchise could do a lot but they don’t and that stinks, but watcha gonna do. Bye.
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