are you a robot

you know those fuckass like captcha bot things whenever you open a website or make an account right?? yes you do of course you do 

i cannot be the only one thats absolutely HORRIBLE at doing them?? like guys i swear im not a robot but i genuinely fail those captcha bot verifications half the time and its not great

ive genuinely been locked out of MY OWN ACCOUNTS BECAUSE IM TOO FUCKING STUPID TO GET PAST THE HUMAN VERIFICATION. WHY AM I SO ASS AT IT I DONT FUCKING KNOWWW?? 

1. okay so you got those ones where its like 'click all the squares that contain the stop signs!' or whatever, those are the easiest ones for me but theyre still so annoying cause like?? how am i supposed to know if the square with one tenth of the stop sign counts as a square i need to click??
i have a good 1/3 chance of beating that one on my first try

2. now theres those ones where its like some wobbly looking letters and it asks you to retype it out? i SUCK at those. maybe i just suck at recognising letters but ive only got like 1/5 of a chance of beating that one first try.

3. then theres those sliding ones where you keep like sliding a piece of the image until it creates the whole picture. i HATE those ones.. I SWEAR I ALWAYS SLIDE IT TO FIT PERFECTLY BUT ITS ALWAYS WRONG FOR SOME REASON??? LIKE I SWEAR I CANNOT WITH THESE ONES. 1/8 of a chance of me beating it first try its not very fun.

4. theres these once that say stuff like 'exactly four water fountains' and then it just shows you a bunch of pictures of water fountains. that shit genuinely pissed me off so badly because i did NOTT understand it whatsoever. genuinely took me 3 days to get past this verification ONCE. im not even gonna go on about this one because it makes me so mad 
1/80 chance of me beating it on my first try.

5. then theres those 'im not a robot' captchas and all you need to do to get past it is click the little box and put a checkmark. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY TAKE A BIT TO LOAD BUT ATLEAST IM NOT GOING INSANE DOING THOSE 10/10 CAPTCHA BOT 

moral of the story is im really bad at captcha bots and they make me cry