BIRTHDAY AND POKEMON!!!

HAPPY FUCKING BRITHDAY TO ME IM 18 NOW STILL DEPRESSED AND MY LIFE CAN ONLY GO DOWN FROM HERE BUT HEY THATS FINE ILL JUST FOCUS ON THE GOOD PARTS UNTIL I CANT ANYMORE

ALRIGHT SO JUST TO START OFF I WANNA SAY MY DAD IS DUMB IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE

SO WHEN I GAVE MY DAD MY BIRTHDAY LIST I WAS SURE I ASKED FOR A POKEMON BOOSTER BUNDLE RIGHT AND I EVEN WENT BACK AND CHECKED ASWELL AND I DID I KNOW I FUCKING DID AND MY DAD KNOWS HOW TO READ AND HE KNOWS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE SO HE SHOULDVE KNOWN, HE HAD THE LIST RIGHT THERE HE LITTERALY HAD IT WITH HIM I KNOW HE DID SO I DUNNO HOW HE COULD MAKE THIS MISTAKE

NOW IF YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOSTER BUNDLE AND A BOOSTER BOX THEN YOU CAN SKIP ALL THIS BUT BASICALLY A BOOSTER BOX IS THIS BOX OF POKEMON CARDS USUALLY WITH 36 PACKS AND THEY COST ALOT AND A BOOSTER BUNDLE IS A SMALLER BOX WITH JUST 6 PACKS WHICH IS WHAT I ASKED FOR

SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW TELL ME WHY HE GOT ME THE FUCKING BOOSTER BOX

AM I MAD? FUCK NO HELL NO NEVER NOT AT FUCKING ALL 

SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THIS BUT IM HAPPY ABOUT IT 

HONESTLY I WAS KIND OF SUSPECTING HE DID GET ME THIS BECAUSE THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY AKA YESTERDAY HE TOLD ME HE WASNT GETTING ME A CAKE BECAUSE ONE OF MY PRESENTS WAS SUPER EXPENSIVE AND I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK HE BOUGHT ME BECAUSE THE STUFF I HAD ON MY LIST WAS NOT SO EXPENSIVE THAT I WOULDNT BE GETTING A CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO I WAS BRAINSTORMING AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF MAYBE HE DID BUY A BOOSTER BOX AND WELL LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW

IM REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS I WISH MY DAD HADNT SPENT SO MUCH MONEY THOUGH YEAH I KINDA DONT LIKE HIM ALOT OF TIMES BUT SHIT DUDE I KNOW THIS WAS EXPENSIVE AND I DO STILL LIKE MY DAD A LITTLE BIT SOMETIMES EVEN IF ITS NOT ALL THE TIME AND HONESTLY THIS TIME HE SURPRISED ME EVEN IF HE DID SPEND A BUNCH OF MONEY ON THIS 

BUT YEAH THATS THE STORY OF MY DAD BEING ILLITERATE AND GETTING ME AN EVEN BETTER PRESENT THAN I WANTED YEAH IM CAKELESS BUT IN TERMS OF POKEMON CARDS IM UP BITCH

SPEAKING OF HERE IS THE REST OF THE STUFF I GOT AND I THINK YOULL NOTICE A TREND 

MY WHOLE FAMILY JUST GOT ME POKEMON CARDS AND YKNOW WHAT IM TOTTALLY FINE WITH THAT I MEAN FUCK ITS POKEMON CARDS I LOVE THESE DAMN THINGS

MY MOM AND SISTER GOT ME THE 30TH STUFF AND NO THEY DID NOT OVERPAY FOR THIS STUFF TRUST ME I MADE SURE OF IT SO THANKFULLY I CAN BE AT PEACE KNOWING HALF MY FAMILY KNOWS WHAT THEYRE DOING EVEN IF THE ONES WHO DONT DO SHIT LIKE MY DAD DID PLUS I HAD CAKE AT MY MOMS PLACE ANYWAYS BECAUSE THEY DIDNT BUY YHE WRONG THINGS SO I HAD MY FILL OF CAKE ANYWAYS

BUT YEAH THATS ALL FOR MY BIRTHDAY IM SUPER HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING I WOULDNT HAVE WANTED ANYTHING ILL OPEN ALL THIS AND SHARE MY HITS AFTERWARDS IM SUPER EXCITED

AND JUST A QUICK UPDATE ON MY MUSIC IF YOU DONT CARE THEN YOU CAN JUST MOVE ON WITH THATEVER YOU WANNA DO NEXT

IM MAKING SOMETHING RIGHT NOW AND IT MIGHT BE RELEASED TONIGHT OR TOMORROW IDK YET BUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL

ANYWAYS IM 18 NOW SO YEAH YALL WILL KNOW HOW IM DOING BY MY POST, MY LIFE WILL ONLY GO DOWN FROM HERE

(AND ONE LAST THING I TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO BE SPECIAL EVEN THOUGH IM NOT, ITS NOT BECAUSE IM MAD OR ANYTHING I DO IT TO BE QUIRKY IF IM MAD ILL PROBABLY SAY I AM LOL)