Charlie we’re going to candy mountain

BLUE UNICORN

Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie, wake up!

PINK UNICORN

Yeah Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.

(Charlie wakes up and looks at the two)

CHARLIE THE UNICORN {Groans}

Oh God, you guys, this had better be pretty freaking important. Is the meadow on fire?

BLUE UNICORN

No Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie.

PINK UNICORN

Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.

BLUE UNICORN

Yeah Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, (puts his head down and closes his eyes) go back to sleep now.

(Blue unicorn flips onto Charlie's back and starts bouncing on him) 

BLUE UNICORN {Jumping onto Charlie's back}

Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.

PINK UNICORN

Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Please stop bouncing on me.

BLUE UNICORN {Still jumping up and down on Charlie}

Candy Mountain Charlie.

PINK UNICORN

Yeah! Candy Mountain!

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.

{Cuts to a forest scene as they all walk through a meadow} 

BLUE AND PINK UNICORNS {Singing}

Lalala, lalala, lalalala, {continued}

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Gah, enough with the singing already.

BLUE UNICORN

Our first stop is over there, Charlie.

{The trio stops by a large dark-greenish creature} 

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Oh God, what is that?

BLUE UNICORN

It's a Liopleurodon, Charlie.

PINK UNICORN

A magical Liopleurodon.

BLUE UNICORN

It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain.

CHARLIE UNICORN

Alright, guys, you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain, right?

BLUE UNICORN

Shun the non-believer.

PINK UNICORN

Shhhunnn.

BLUE UNICORN

Shhhhhuunnnnnnn-naa.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Yeah.

{The Liopleurodon groans} 

BLUE UNICORN

It has spoken.

PINK UNICORN

It has told us the waaaaay.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

It didn't say anything!

(cuts to the three unicorns in a bridge)

BLUE UNICORN

It's just over this bridge, Charlie.

PINK UNICORN

This magical bridge of hope and wonder.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously, you guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.

BLUE UNICORN

Charlie... Charlie~... Charlie~... Cha~~

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

I'M RIGHT HERE! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

BLUE UNICORN

We're on a bridge, Charlie.

{Cuts to the trio approaching Candy Mountain} 

PINK UNICORN

We're here.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Well, what do you know? There actually is a Candy Mountain.

BLUE UNICORN {Dancing and singing}

Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness.

PINK UNICORN

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

BLUE UNICORN

Yeah, Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders that behold when you enter.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Yeah, uh, thanks, but no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here.

PINK UNICORN

But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Charlie.

{Five letters (C, A, N, D, and Y) appear from Candy Mountain and sing and dance.} 

Y

Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,

Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain cave.

When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land, Such a happy and joyful and perky merry land. They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things, Oh so many things that will brighten up your day. It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,

It's the mecca of love in the candy cave.

(the letters and the pink and blue unicorn start floating)

Y

They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats,

Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets. Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,

Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.

Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.

In the candy cave imagination runs so free, So, now, Charlie, please will you go into the cave? 

{The five letters collide and burst into flames} {explosion sound effect}

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

All right, fine, I'll go into the candy cave. This had better be good.

{enters Candy Mountain} 

BLUE AND PINK UNICORNS {voices only}

YaAaAaAaAah...

BLUE UNICORN

Goodbye, Charlie.

PINK UNICORN

Yeah, goodbye, Charlie.

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Goodbye? What?

{The entry of the cave is shut and the cave is submerged in complete darkness} 

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Hey, what's going on here? Hello? Who is that?

{Muffled sounds are heard to indicate that Charlie is being knocked out} 

{Cuts to scene of a meadow where Charlie lies on the ground with a large cut on his side} 

CHARLIE THE UNICORN

Ow, gah... what happened? {notices the cut} Oh, they took my freaking kidney!