Chica Variants tier list

Alas, I once again don't know what to blog about so here I am, talking about the only female character that is oversexualized by the fandom of an overhyped indie game created by a MAGAt. Still, it doesn't stop me from being one of her biggest fans. So, here's my tier list

Explanations starting with the lowest tier: Toy Chica hell (added myself)

Okay I'm sorry I hate her design so much. She just doesn't have the charm of a mascot and the fact she's supposed to be made for children upsets me. It's always a weird vibe when the girl character has clothes while the boys have their asscheeks out. Now, I have a belief that toy Chica, call me irrational, is the sole cause of evil white Chica because of those goddamn hot pink cheeks that stuck with her future designs and made the artists think "gee the yellow doesn't give good contrast, what if we made her pale?" UGH I HATE TOY CHICA

Very bad tier:

You might have noticed all the Chica's in this tier are white chicas. I just think the yellow ones give chicken, but the white ones give hen. HER NAME IS CHICA FOR A REASON. It's chica the chicken not chica the hen fuck are they gonna call her, HENNY? Only reason they're above toy chica is because I like Glamrock Chica's characterization. But her design is far more aerobic 80s when a jean-jacket-wearing-side-ponytail-popular-girl based design could've suited her better in my opinion. You can disagree if you want, it won't really change my opinion. Now funtime chica sucks. She should've been gone and stayed gone.

Bad:

Rockstar chica is mid. Nothing else to say besides the fact they gave her weird purple cheeks for sum reason.

Good:

I like these chicas but they are just variants of classic and nightmare chica so I don't care about them that much.

Chicktastic:

Classic chica is the original, the blueprint, the gal that made 12-year-olds shiver their timbers when fnaf first came out. She is mediocre but still better than the previous chicas. Nightmare chica though, barely any words but I'm so glad she exists solely because Scott got upset the fans didn't like the shitty mold-stained bunny game and decided the jumpscares were gonna be as scary as his coding abilities would let him make it. I also have a plushie of her that my friend got me for my birthday.

The Best:

These Chica's are great. The design for SOTM chica gives the impression she was designed in the 70s and withered chica looks simple but has horrible implications. Like why would she need TWO jaws? To give me extra brain trauma?

Okay thanks for reading my blog

Sidenote: It won't let me post a photo of me carrying nightmare Chica like she's my firstborn child, so I'll be posting that separately. And yes, I do know this tier list doesn't include FNAF special delivery, but this is the first tier list I saw and it's way too late now.

Obligatory Unicorn sticker:

Bye Bye!