Class doodles (there's pictures! click on this! pictures!)

(Spacehey repost)

I was talking to a friend i met here, @Spaz on spacehey, and we talked about what artistic creations we've made in the past. Now, i don't ever draw at home because i never have the motivation to pick up a pencil or a pen when I'm in the comfort of my soft bed, sofa or chair, bbbbuuuuuttt when I'm at school the spirits of Picasso, Giotto, Da Vinci, Monet, Van Gogh, Hans Holbein the Younger and every other famous and impactful artist that has shaped the evolution of painting and illustration completely take over my body and make me produce some of the most beautiful productions of art that mankind has ever had the gift of being able to witness.
So since image blogs go hard on this site, here's a compilation of stuff i've drawn in class.

enjoy

This one is a mix of cover arts for albums i listen to. i put on music in class and try to draw the album cover for the track that is playing with a time limit of how long the song is. We have some good ol death (leprosy ofc), chimaira, tribe called quest, terrorizer, eyehategod, celtic frost and rage against the machine's debut album. This is a fun exercise if you're into drawing and it also helped me get through english class.

This is when i go absolutely apeshit on my notebook from being drained out by lectures over lectures over lectures over lectures that gradually consuuuuuume my brain until it's just a mush of raw meat begging for it all to stop. 
i drew this with a spiderman pen that i stole from my friend because i had lost all my other pens and the only thing that remained was that beautiful piece of industrial machinery, gifted with a variety of different beautiful colors, of which the most normal ones, blue and black, were completely drained out, resulting me in having to use brown and dark green as the closest alternatives. we got some nintendo characters to show off my love for that money-drooling greedy ass bitch company that i can't seem to hate for any reason whatsoever, some bird, some dog saying aaaaaaaaaa in capital letters, a dude with a very gay bowlcut, a very cool round man with a round chin, and whatever you get it it's random stuff. it's not that great

this is a continuation of my album thing. we got hardcore legends rancid hitting the minor threat pose, frank zappa (') and wolfpack, great d-beat crust punky stuff. cool

this is funny in italian because fica means pussy and by replacing the c with a k i can put in pikachu making it fikachu, which is pikachu with a fica.

very funny right? yeah i thought so

this is my friend, i made him all anime and dramatic and shi

this is a really old one, i like the creatures. this is the most of shading i usually can do.
we got domo on a skateboard, kinda cursed but he's cool, nice flying caterpillar with arrow tails, square bunny, bear, gargling cat, pig with a cape, edgy dude with guns, cool rabbit monster thing.

montesquieu

''Hi i'm leafy the tree i produce fruits full of juicy juice full of vitam F.
  F for fortnite.
        fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnie fortnite..''

another tree, this one doesn't talk though. i used orange and green markers for this one, an artistic innovation for sure.

aaaand drum roll please

Finally, to end my portfolio, I have to show you guys my best work so far, without any doubt.

i don't usually compliment myself but i'm very proud of this one: this is a beautiful donkey kong front and back perspective piece, on one side he's staring at you with his innocent googly eyes, veiny biceps, in a kneeling sort of position; on the other side, shitting out of his ass but with the poop not yet on the floor, only halfway through the canal, peeking out of his two marvelous and round cheeks.
usually people draw the shit already out, smeared onto the floor, hide it behind a toilet or make it like a projectile shooting out in a violent matter, almost like a jetpack. i, on the other hand, immortalized the moment in which the poopoo is still on its way, already gone off to a good start, with a good portion of itself sticking out, but not yet having reached its final goal, sort of like michelangelo's depiction of god reaching in towards adam. and granted, it's not coming out violently either, it's slow, and sliding at a steady rate, drooling on the floor waiting to finally touch it and let itself all out, exiting this big, buff and voluptuous wild creature. 

nice i like this one

ok thanks did you like my drawings? lmk

ciao