cliff jumping

I am obsessed with hiking and camping content on Instagram Reels. I also really like extreme sports stuff like redbull things. 

Would I ever ride a bike across the top of a moving train? no. But I engage with that shit like crazy. Video after video, that algorithm has me LOCKED in. Just today I watched a guy get showered in champagne and jump off of a moving yacht at sunset and windsurf off into the distance. I saw another guy jump out of an airplane and freefall with a skateboard until he deployed his parachute. I could feel their infinite aura from the comfort of my couch. 

But I made an incredible discovery today. A breakthrough, perhaps. 

Today I realized cliff jumping is the most attractive thing a man can do. (It's attractive when women do it too, but women are good at everything) Yeah, it's scary bc there are so so so so many things that can go wrong, but the flawless execution of a backflip into a pristine mountain crevice is just so amazing.  go white boy GO!

It sort of reminds me of how like in Minecraft you can jump into the puddle and not take any damage. 

I saw one where the water was just so beautiful and these guys- nearly fully dressed mind you- took turns jumping down, looking like spiderman- so effortless. Russian music playing in the background just really sealed the deal.

So I end my thoughts with a few remarks. Simple remarks. 

Increasingly, men are creating podcasts and like looksmaxing. They are eating flavorless unseasoned ground beef and wasting their time judging what women wear to the gym. what these guys should actually be doing is putting their lives on the line for the "gram." like the amazing aura-farming white boys. 

And if you casually cliff jump hmu. 

(Disclaimer: 12% of this is satire; 50% is facts; the rest is up to your interpretation)