Dear Lemons.

Lately, i've been deeply thinking about a bunch of important and urgent topics, that are affecting the majority of people, both online and in real life, and soon they'll affect you too.

So i will be talking about something completely different!

Ahem.

Lemons, are they a fruit.. are they a vegetable..

So mysterious and complex.. you think you got all figured about them.. and then BAM!

New facts about lemons drop!

"Lemon juice is great to clean windows and leather sits"

"Lemons are capable of adapting instead of breaking while in tight and compressed"

Are they even right? 

I personally don't know, but the point isn't the quality.. but the quantity.

You could literally hear tales about how lemons impacted our society as a whole, other explaining how lemons did nothing and it's just the idiots who worship em' that made that up.

Essentially, the lemon as a figure keeps on growing and shifting without a stop, under our NOSES.

Doesn't matter if it's for the good, for the worse or for the bored media, it's just going to keep on going until, one distant day, we'll find lemons everywhere!

TV Shows, flower pots, glasses, on calendars wearing a bikini.

And people will still look at it and go "yah, that's silly and normal".

So I started to dig deeper into it, getting into the core.. the last floor of the iceberg.. the true and definite concept of the lemon itself.

It's look.. it's shape.. the color..

The lemon is truly iconic, no one would ever truly question it and it's yellow color helps it blend in.. literally everywhere.

Lemons are present everywhere, especially in things where the colors are already soft, making them invisible to spot at first glance.

Making us unconsciously get used to their presence, letting them appear more often.

The pure psychological strategy of their followers has been impeccable for years.

Now a yellow background makes you think of lemons, not bananas.

Sour stuff makes you think of lemons, not limes.

I repeat, it won't last long until our children become lemons too.

So you can do yourself and others a favour by knowing and remembering about this.

Safe travels.

- A Professional Lemon Hater