Detransitioning

Here to announce that i am detransitioning.

I am no longer a trans man, but in fact a cis man.

I've always known that i was a cis man but my vision was clouded by the far left septum wearing snowflakes.

The liberals tried to convince me to pump my womanly body full of cross sex hormones and cut my healthy boobily breasts off and i'm glad i didnt listen to them.

Instead, i tapped into my magical powers, given to me by the lord him self. By spinning in front of the mirror and muttering three times "i am charlie kirk, i am charlie kirk, i am charlie kirk" i was able to access the hidden testosterone within my body.

My aura glowed red, white, and blue as i felt the anarchistic transgenderism leave my body.

I felt refreshed, rejuvenated, and reborn.

I would like to personally thank greg abbotts wheelchair for carrying me through this journey of self realization

message approved by ken paxton

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this is a joke obviously please dont eat me ken