doom eternal is better than sex

16 yo me knew what was up when he decided to buy Doom Eternal

I recently restarted playing it after TOO MUCH dark souls and ngl... it's so fucking good

The combat, the music, the weapons... ooohhh

this is miles better than sex

when you have such, you're insecure about a lot of crap: "what if my weiner is too small?", "what if my body doesn't look good?", "what if she notices the shit stain on my trousers?"

DOOM ETERNAL DOESN'T ASK IF YOU'RE BUILD LIKE JOHNNY SINS, YOU WANNA KILL SOME DEMONS?DO IT!!!!

"AND WE HOPE THAT YOU LOVE HEAVY METAL PLAYED ON A CHAINSAW CUZ GUITARS ARE FOR POSERS!"

and when you secs, you can suffer: condom breaks and now you get twins awaiting, maybe you do it unprotected (dumbass) and get std... maybe her dad walks by, sees you 2 and tortures you like batman... overall, high risk no reward

IN DOOM YOU CAN EXPERIENCE AS MUCH TESTOSTERONE LEVELS AS BENCHLIFTING 400!

KILL DEMONS WITH SHOTGUNS, ROCKET LAUNCHERS, PLASMA BALLISTAS, THE BIG FUCKING GUUUUUUUN

Overall, doom is better than sex

sex can last as long as both of you can last, which is less than 5 seconds

but doom...

DOOM IS ETERNAL!!!