dr pepper has to be the greatest soda of all time

yes, i said what i said, dr pepper is the best soda. not cus its the best-tasting soda, (dr pepper cream soda) nor does it have the best packaging, (sprite) but rather it's the best because it’s that one soda where people either love it or hate it.

i can go shopping with my parents at a Costco, get some food at the food court, come back, and no one’s asking for a sip.

GREATEST. SODA. OF. ALL. TIME.