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A skincare routine that only work because i am god's jester

Step one: Sweat profusely

Step two: five below cleanser with 0 reviews (i got the amora one with the stupid lil brush thing??? prolly shouldn't use that part)

Step three: wash off cleanser

Step four: Dollar store serum I got only because its pretty and everyone hates it online (the berry glowy one)

Step five: Realize ur skin must be either resistant AF despite all th acne or you are god's jester

Step six: why is my skin less red already. why. huh. 

Step seven: repeat all steps as needed


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Must b all th redbulls surely! Lolz. Nah its prolly bc im washing my face but i swear ppl told me its already way less red after using that badddd dollar tree serum a few times 0.o I am truly just a funny little clown in god's circus (not religious just funny 2 me)

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no fr, though it’s so rigged, tell me why i spent so much money on skincare just for some cheap cleanser to completely change the game. Now I feel dumb that spend so much; if I could sue the world, I would