SO BASICALLY I WAS TAKIN ZOOMS W @priecedprince AND IT WAS ALL FINE AND DANDY UNTIL WE WANTED TO HIT MY DADS PEN AND B4 WE WENT TO GO HIT IT WE TOOK ONE ZOOM (AFTER WE TOOK LIKE 5 IN LIKE THE SPAND OF 30 MINS OVER A FEW HOURS) ANWAYYYYYYYYYY WE WENT TO GO HIT IT AND WE WERE CHIEFIN THA HO WHEN ALL THE SUDDEN @piercedprince THREW THE FUCK UP AND IT WAS SOME SERIOUS DIRTY WET BARBELL SMELLING PORK BELLY GRINDS BARFF THAT SHIT TOOK UP THE ENTIRE MASS OF MY DADS FLOOR AND HE WAS OTW HOME PRACTICALLY IN THE FUCKING DRIVEWAY SO WE HAD 2 CLEAN IT TF UP QUICKLY SO WE STARTED RUNNING THROUGH THE HOUSE SLIPPIN AND SLIDDIN LIKE WE WHERE FISHY MOOSE KNUCKLE PENGUINS ON THERE BELLIES SOAKIN UP THE PUKE AND AS MY DAD IS FEE FI FOING THRU THE DOOR WE SPRAY FEBREEZE CUZ IT SMELT LIKE A STRAY GREASY WOLFMONKEY LIKE GENUINELY LIKE SEPTIC DONKEYMUFF AND WE BOOT SKOOT AND BOOGIED UP STAIRS JUST IN TIME
And that's how I met your mother.
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marcicide
this post needs to go in a museum with the way u write XD
steph stabwound (|\\\|)
what eatmewhileimhot song is this
Toastermann
What did he eat before though?
WHY IS IT IN THE LGBTQ+ CATEGORY IM CRINE ✌💔
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i wantedf to be inclusive
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Youre like my hero dawg
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zerogravity
no this is like actually beautiful
PiercedPrince
this is all true
shut up u septic bubble
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i know your in a domestic donkey muff but its ok my donkey muff also violently beats me
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im at a very donkeymuff time in my life
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savvluvsllamas__
camp
partylikamillionare
this is genuine poetry, i’m so glad i got to somewhat witness this beautiful disaster display on the face of the times
im so glad to have you as moral support in these uncertain times. will keep in touch
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