YOUR RUINING MY LIFE MOM

I already have a fringe and it makes me look hella cool but I don't have anything to straighten my hair so it's dumb and curly so I'm going to have to ask for a straightener and hairspray for Christmas which is soooo far anyway and I was planning on getting CDs so my mom might she NO! She's so unfair she won't let me stretch my ears or dye my hair black she also won't let me get snake bites like she's ruining my teenage years! ☹