join us

i am so bored rn tbh, i think i should start my own religon were i am god or smt, just to give me smt 2 do, anyone wanna join, uhhh we lowkey support bein hella goofy and getting high.

if i become god, the world will most like be worse, in a good way, cute animals will have more rights then humans, and i will forgive u all 4 ur sins (depends on the sin).

there will also be taco Tuesdays, and pizza wednesdays, and mondays will be kool and hip, u'll also get free lagsana on mondays, along with a free monster drink of ur choice, uhh, other kool stuff will happen when i am god.

so ya, join my religion