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9/13/26: turned 16 and all of a sudden, driving this, driving that, job this, job that, lets plan for college now this, college that...MY MOM HATES ME! why does she want me out so soon???...this means i cant grow up to be a stereotypical middle-aged lazy fuck with no job mooching off his mom and living in her basement while esexing hot women and men everyday....

on a real note, i guess its good. but why is this lady trying to make me think of planning for college already when i just got here is she crazy???

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o em gosh 16 is rlly the best and worse age ever!!! i get u... ever since i turned 16 it feels like the only thing all my friends and family talk about are university and what to do after school, i still have sm time left give me a break!!!



RIGHTT?!?1 i thought 16 was going to be THEE age i mean its the age you literally get your sweet sixteen(if u have sweet sixteens that is) but its so not as fun as i thought it would be when i was like 13... instead, you just have everyone soft-launching you into adulthood?!??!?!!!!!

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we, yes WE all want to be like the second option 🙏 happy bday BTW!



YES! WE DO!!! them damn moochers r living the life we all want....AND THANK UU!<3

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