《My thoughts one lsp cus my thoughts r the only ones that matter so throw away any prior rating of it even if u watched it ur self also if u dont want spoilers go to the end for my rating #》
《Okay so for context i didnt know bout lsp before i watched it my girly was just like "u wana watch it" cus we where havin movie night on call #separatedbymilesunitedbylove an with that kinda title i was expecting it to be some typa parody of like idk queer culture and maybe like steven universe cusa its artsyle and i was havin a good time at first until we got to that damn fuckn gem planet
like the twilight refrence while dated was kinda cute an funny which made me belive more "oh yeah its a parody" an i was gigglin at its shit jokes cus i was expectin an actually funny punchline or for it to lead somehwere but as the fuckn movie progressed idk when but i just started to get annoyed
The jokes lasted too long (did we need that full fuckn musical from that one guy when they left gay space?), the pacing was off, reselutions where too easy and not interesting, the characters where boring and the music was shit
at one point i got so fuckn sick of that shit movie i put it in 2x speed and i litteraly skipped the whole thesbian bit so i only found out about it after i watched a few ratings of it and the funny thing is i think my girl laughed more when i was skippin thru shit than she did when the movie was actually playing》
《Ending - Shit, why did the they/them leave like that it was stupid, #thegfwasntevenbadenoughtoabandon, anti climatic and i didnt even feel anything when it was over other than relief that i never had to watch it again》
《Art - bad omg so fuckn bad like who thought blue outlines where good an no im not dissin ur artsyle all u pintrest commenters (yeah im talkin to u cus all yall have a terminal case of whataboutmeism) but if i dont like ur art an its not just for personal enjoy ment an for commercial sale ill fuckn say its shit when its shit, the arms an legs where disgustingly skinny, the shirt the crybaby one was wearin was ugly as fuck (why is it a print of a tux on a fuckn plain tee???), the colors all looked bad an muted cusa the stupid blue outline specifically neon blue like who does that, also the animation was shit an slow an had no stretch or squash or anything durin the fight to make it seem atleast somwhat dynamic no blur lines even like what??? (Ps i dont do animation so idk the right words like that》
《Story - boring coulda been 30 mins there was like 4 things that happened
Syra left to get her gf, she got stranded on an island an met the bluehairlibral, almost got her shit rocked, made the maliens gay and left w/out her gf》
《Music: bad but loved syra an me genuinely is fire (pretty sure its a remake of the song) also i firts thought it was gonna be comically bad songs that overexplain whats happenin cus i still had some hope for the show》
《Characters -
Syra aka boring: her whole character trait is loser w an inferiority complex that only finds meanin in her gf until the end where she does a 180 an leaves her ass
Liberal: bouta hit my truck w this one can she stop singing song omg also she has "waffles!" humor
Gf: shes not even that bad yeah sure shes a dick at some points but like she was clear w syra why she wouldnt get back w her, an was 100% reasonable for breakin up w her (she shouldntve done it infront of the whole country tho but syra lwky deverves it)
The moms: who?
Royal pussy: 10/10 best chafacger cus i barely say it 0/100 joke usin it tho went on for too long an wasnt even that funny
The shit: 10/10 best character the only one w character development outside of becoming gay
The idk fuck im tired ive been typin too long so im cuttin it short》
《1/10 cus yaoi also terf dogwistle》
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lsp was a fukn mess bro its so stupid its not even funny