i was on the toilet earlier and was fighting for my life because i had some bomb ass taco bell. mid battle i gained a level of spiritual clarity i've never experienced before.
i realized i wasn't just digesting food. i was conducting an experiment in human endurance.
honestly, i think i was starting to see colours.
i started my magnum opus right then and there. in the trenches.
if you have ever wondered where the raw, PRIMAL energy of a masterpiece comes from, lemme tell you, it is birthed in a taco bell induced bathroom haze.
ladies and gentlemen
i present to you
my taco bell rap.
TACO BELL
MAKE YO BOOTY SMELL
GOT ME RUNNIN TO THE BATHROOM SCREAMIN OH WELL!
I ATE TWENTY TACOS WITH A GIANT SIDE OF BEANS
NOW IM RIPPING HOLES IN THE BACK OF MY JEANS!!!!!!!
DRIVING IN MY CAR
WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN
FARTED SO DAMN HARD IT SHOOK THE WHOLE FREAKIN TOWN
GOT BAJA BLAST BUBBLIN INSIDE MY GUT
I THINK I NEED A DIAPER FOR MY BIG ASS BUTT!!
GIMME DAT CHALUPA WITH EXTRA SOUR CREAM
GOT ME MAKING NOISES IN THE STALL LIKE A HAUNTED MACHINE!!!
BRRRRR BRAAH! WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?!?
I THINK I JUST BLASTED ALL OVER THE GROUND
anyways, i think i've reached enlightenment. my soul has been cleansed, jeans r sacrificed, and my stomach is under new management. i'll be back for round 2 when the haze clears or when im feeling brave enough to do this all over again. toodles.
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Nyx
as someone who sometimes writes stories, this is very emotional and will definitely surpass my writing skills in the future
also rip to your stomach
Star_Bear2k
read this while drinking a Baja blast, skills <3
Astroflash
Sick story girl
lovely.catie8<3
W driving in my car asgore reference also rip to your booty hole girl 😭 eat more fiber, trust !!! you wont experience an enlightening near death experience via toilet !
rip to my booty hole indeed. but the enlightenment was worth the sacrifice. i’ve seen the beginning and the end of time. it smells like fire sauce and regret. fiber is for the weak, for i am a gladiator of the grease. 🫡
by ꪜꫀꪀꪊᦓ ᯓ𝄞 ˎˊ˗; ; Report
i was unaware of your perseverance. carry on, gladiator
by lovely.catie8<3; ; Report