167 questions

i know i lit just did one of these but i'm bored and have nothing better to talk about so just let me live okay... got this from bunnibun7 btw

1. Last beverage:
lemonade

2. Last phone call:
penelope

3. Last song you listened to:
currently listening to death of an executioner - pierce the veil

4. Last time you cried:
idk my eyes were watering a second ago i don't remember i don't like keep track

5. Have you dated someone twice:
yes but it was in like 5th grade so doesn't really count

6. Have you ever been cheated on:
no

7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
no i don't really give a damn as long as you don't have diseases ill kiss anybody fr

8. Have you lost someone special:
yes my grandma judy was the only grandparent that really loved me and she wasn't even biologically my grandma rip

9. What are your three favorite colors:
red and black. i don't have a third man

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
no

11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
no

12. How many kids do you want:
0 

13. Do you want any pets:

i have cats and i love them i will probably always have cats but one day i really want pet rats

14. Do you want to change your name:
i guess but like it lowkey just causes more problems so i probably won't ever legally 

15. What did you do for your last birthday:
i don't remember :P

16. What time did you wake up today:
10 am ish i think it was earlier tho because my mom was on the phone with someone yapping up a storm while im trynna sleep

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
to get a job that i can actually do and get the fuck outta this house

18. Last time you saw your mother:
about five seconds ago when i left my room to go to the bathroom

19. Most visited webpage:
youtube, tumblr, and lately this one too :D but mostly youtube like it's actually a problem

20. Nicknames:
my family call me wilbur but iv'e never really had nicknames

21. Relationship status:
single 

22. Zodiac sign:
scorpio sun pisces moon libra rising

23. Male or female:
is this asking gender or what i like either way it's male lol

24. Height:
5'5"

25. Do you have a crush on someone:
depends on your definition like i think a lot of different guys are hot but i wouldn't say i have a crush on them 

26. Piercings:
septum and lobes that i'm starting to stretch

27. Tattoos:
none yet but i have like three planned exactly what i want and where

28. Strong or Weak:
im weak as shit 

FIRSTS

29. First surgery:

i got my tonsils removed when i was like 7

30. First best friend:
probably a girl named london because our moms were best friends so we had play dates before we could even hold our heads up and now i never see or talk to her </3

31. First sport you joined:
i failed miserably at basketball in second grade and never ever did another sport again

32. First vacation:

pensacola florida 

33. First school:
a fancey little private day care cuz back then my mom was like middle class </3

34. First pair of trainers:
i don't freaking know but i do remember having a pair of sketchers that had a spinny thing on the toe

WHICH IS BETTER

35. Lips or eyes:
idk can you imagine what someone would look like without lips tho... 

36. Hugs or kisses:
neither don't touch me ew

37. Shorter or taller:
i prefer shorter than me but actually i don't give a fag OMG I MEANT TO TYPE GAF THATS SO FUNNY IM NOT FIXING IT

38. Older or younger:
odler this is getting personal i don't wanna tell you guys these things i hope no one is reading this far 

39. Romantic or spontaneous:
i have no idea

40. Sensitive or loud:

idk

41. Hook-up or relationship:
don't touch me

42. Shy or outgoing:
i can't stand someone that is gonna force me to talk to people...

HAVE YOU EVER

43. Kissed a stranger:
no

44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
no i can't drive it scares me 

45. Lost glasses/contacts:
i don't even need glasses but i have lost many a pair including my faveorite ones </3

46. Sex on first date:
no.

47. Broken someone's heart:
idk but one time i broke up with this guy in like 6th grade and i did not give a damn because hello we're like 12 this shit don't matter and the next day he was crying at school and all his friends were like trynna comfort him it was so funny

48. Been arrested:
no i'm a good kid

49. Have you turned someone down:
yes it's always bi girls and i'm like sorry gay

50. Fallen for a friend:
can't talk here email me

51. Moved out of town:
yes like as a family i've lived in three different towns all within an hour from eachother tho

BELIEVE IN

52. Miracles:
hell no

53. Love at first sight:
no

54. Heaven:
fuck no

55. Santa Claus:
yes 1000%

56. Kiss on the first date:
i don't give a GAF no slurs this time

57. Angels:
no except for penelope and brendon urie and matty healy and american girl dolls

58. Yourself:
yeah... totally... for sure... 

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
no

60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
yes cant talk here email me

61. Ever cheated on somebody:
no

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
umm like 2015 because life was so good and then 2016 we entered the dark hellscape timeline

63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
no i don't think i am anyways idk

64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
yes absolutely i need to learn how to say no and not just go with the flow of fucking anything

65. Do you miss your last relationship?
absolutely fucking not dear god no

66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
probably my mom idk

67. Have you ever been depressed?
what do you fucking think 

68. Are you insecure?
again take a damn guess

69. How do you want to die?
on my own damn terms i don't want to be hate crimed 

70. Do you bite your nails?
yes since i fucking grew teeth out my head it's so bad

71. When was your last physical fight?
probably my sister in like middle school i don't really fight people i have absolutely no strength 

72. Do you have an attitude?
never...

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
twirl cutting is so weird y'all are crazy my mom does that and i called her psycho 

74. Do you tan a lot?
i would if i went outside like i'm super pale but the second i go outside im tanning and i don't burn

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?

yeah duh who tf hasn't 

76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
i think so i don't really remember

77. Would you take any of your exes back?
fuck no actually wait the one from like third grade he is still so cute

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
was this not already a question like i said pre 2016 where clowns and trump sent us into the evil timeline

79. What are your plans for this weekend?
doing absolutely fuck all

80. Do you type fast?
not really i'm only like 50wpm nvm i just tested it again for the first time in like 3 years and got 80 still not that fast tho tbh

81. Can you spell well?
sometimes idk i read a lot but like don't ask mw how to spell definitely (spelt that so wrong i'm embarrassed to keep it how i spelt it and used spellcheck)  

82: What are you craving right now?
i just ate a ton at a family reunion im so full i might explode there is absolutely no craving at all

83. Have you ever been on a horse?
yes a few times but now im actually terrified of them idk how that fear developed 

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
yeah why not as long as they're quiet and leave me alone 

85. What’s irritating you right now?
my little cousin and my sister just always making noise i hate noise

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
yes can't talk here email me

87. Does somebody love you?

my mommy (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
yes

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
white i hate regular chocolate 

90. Do you have trust issues?
probably idk

91. Longest relationship?
no idea but i've been watching dan and phil for about 8 or 9 years and listening to panic for 10 sooo...

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?

i fucking hope not but they were allegedly still talking about me years after so who knows

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
yes

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
no

95. Did you have dream last night?
probably they usually come true too but i don't remember any last night 

96. Have you ever been out of state?
yes

97. Do you play the Wii?
yes i love harvest moon

98. Do you like Chinese food?
i've only really had the like americanized buffet shit and i love that sm sooo

99. Are you afraid of the dark?

lowkey yeah asf

100. Is cheating ever okay?
no

101. What year has been your best?
idk i've wanted to kms since at least kindergarten 

102. Do you believe in true love?
yeah probably like whatever dan and phil got going on cuz how do you go through all that and still stay together  

103. Favorite weather?
rain and snow or just cold or like the smell right before it rains or after it rains in the summer and the air is so heavy you can't breathe

104. Do you like the snow?
no not at all tf did i just say

105. Do you like the outside?
yes but like only if it isn't sunny that shit hurts my eyes 

106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
no i think it's weird actually but that's a whole different conversation 

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
probably i don't remember lowkey blocked that shit tf out

108. What makes you happy?
dan and phil and my favorite music

109. Ever been to Alaska?
no

110. Ever been to Hawaii?
no

111. Do you watch the news?
i used to obsessively and i kinda had to like force myself to stop because it was genuinely a problem 

112. Do you love MTV?
i was fucking raised on like teen mom and jersey shore one million percent yes 

113. Do you like subway?
not really shit is overpriced and i can make it at home whenever i want

114. Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
no idea who i kissed last

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
tell her to get a grip fr

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
i'm bored as shit and now im just ready fro it to be over

117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
yes 

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
probably mind you she is my one and only friend so  

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
my sister

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
probably penelope 

121. Ever bought condoms?
no

122. Ever gotten pregnant?
no but yall freaks would love some mpreg shit huh 

123. Have you ever slipped on ice?
yeah my sister was chasing me and when i fell she laughed her ass off the dumb bitch but it was fine cuz a while later she broke her butt bone serves you right cunt

124 Have you ever missed the bus?
yes

125. Have you left the house without money?
yes

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
no i would never i'm the best kid in the world (i used to pick them off the ground during covid)

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
no

128. Did you ever drink alcohol?
yes 

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?
yes i have it on dvd

130. Have you ever been overweight?
yeah and like maybe we shouldn't be putting our weight on this question guys 

131. Ever been to a wedding?
yes 

132. Ever been in a wedding?
when i was really little me and my siter were in either both of our aunts weddings or maybe just one idk i wasn't conscious for it 

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

yeah probably

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?
oh fs

135. Ever kissed in the rain?
i think so i don't really remember like i said blocked it out

136. Did you ever shower with someone else?
my mom and sisters when i was little 

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?
no but i got kicked out of the written portion AFTER passing my permit test and didn't get my permit and had to retake it because my mom had covid and almost died

138. Ever been outside your home country?
no

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
yes

140. Ever been to a professional sports game?
no but i would love to go to a roller derby game but none are close enough to me because i can't drive and everyone hates me

141. Have you ever broken a bone?

no

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?
yes we all got participation trophies in basketball and our team lost literally every single game because our couch was so shit and so were we but like we didn't really practice anything

143. Ever get engaged?
no

144. Have you ever been on a diet?
yes and every time i do i end up just not eating at all so i'm better off just eating junk food everyday 

145. Have you ever been on TV?
no

146. Ever ridden in a taxi?
no

147. Ever been to prom?
no

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?
yeah like three days at least 

149 Have you ever been to a concert?
yes five 

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at w*rk?
never had a job cuz im useless

151. Have you ever been in a car accident?
no but i wrecked a four wheeler and gave me and my best friend at the time concussions cuz my dad didn't make us wear helmets even though my mom told him to 

152. Ever had braces?
no they wanted to give me them and i refused because they're scary as shit

153. Did you ever learn another language?
been trying to teach myself korean on and off for like 6 years

154. Do you wear make-up?
yeah not everyday just when i feel like doing something for me it's more of like an activity than part of getting ready yk

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?
no

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?
no huh i haven't thought about that i should fix that

157. Ever dyed your hair?
yes many times i wanna dye it teal next i think

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?
yuh 

159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes i almost died at my aunts house they think she drugged me :P

160. Ever ridden in a helicopter?
yes on vacation in myrtle beach it was so fun

161. Ever caught the stove on fire?
no

162. Ever meet someone famous?
no not that i'm aware of

163. Ever been on an airplane?
no

164. Ever been on a boat?
yes

165. Ever broken something expensive?
not that i remember but one time my dog ate my apple pencil

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?
yes a lot actually 

167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground?
i don't think so 

FINALLY IT'S OVER NEVER LET ME DO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE AGAIN!1!!