FEED ME (does it have to be human?)

I wanna eattttt, we just bought a bunch of candy for Halloween and oh my goddddd I wanna eat it so bad, I could eat all of it in a day, I'm so greedy when it comes to food/snacks, like what do you mean I'm supposed to share all this out between up to six people? I could eat it all if I wanted, also mom locked it all away so we can't touch it yet so I can't even steal a lil, I love snacks man I love eating, I always think of that one Liza Koshy thing 'I'm not even hungry I just like chewing and tasting' I'm so excited to grocery shop for myself as an adult, I can buy whatever and however much I want