foods i wanna try and why :3

there's actually a lot of foods i havent tried but really wanna try and i know the fact that i havent had any of these is kinda wack...

1. plain black coffee - technically i have but it was just a sip of whatever the hell my dad makes, but i dont remember how it tasted. i wanna try it because agent cooper from twin peaks makes a huge deal out of good black coffee and says "damn fine cup of coffee" a lot

2. souvlaki - because slowdive duh. i heard that slowdive named that album souvlaki because there was like this comedian who was prank calling a hotel receptionist (or the owner i dont remember)?? and they were talking about whatever and once the comedian found out the guy was greek, he was like "lmao does your wife suck it like souvlaki" or whatever??????? thats probably some form of racism lowk... but anyways yeah souvlaki

3. fresh homemade cherry pie - i cant remember if ive had cherry pie and i can imagine that it would be hit or miss for me? this is also because of agent cooper

4. a nibble of a deadly habanero - for the plot i guess

5. weed brownie - yeah

6. any kind of cultural dish involving bugs - dude i dont know i think it would be cool! theres lots of roadside stands in indonesia that sell fried grasshoppers but like. i never tried it cuz i was like 9 when i went lmao. oh and even though im indonesian idk if its cultural (as in traditionally eaten) or just a good snack. but its probably not even that different from how i would snack on tiny fried fish with my cousins. theres also snails but i want a crunchy bug. maybe tarantulas but... i love tarantulas...

7. whatever those rum soaked cakes are called - baby i lived (i still do but im gone in two weeks lel) in germany when i was 13 to 19 so i need alcohol. i actually love cake more than i love alcohol but why not mix it up. actually i think i like cake as much as i like alcohol and it probably shows :P

8. shepherds pie - umm idk my dad had it and he said it was really good

9. geoduck - wiener with a shell lmao

10. rocky mountain "oysters" - is it creamy on the inside? i like things that are creamy on the inside like a boston creme donut but this kind of creamy on the inside kinda scares me