FOUND OLI SYKES SIGNED THING EEEEEK

FOUND!!! FOUND!!! LEMME SHOW!

ITZ. A T-SHIRT. WHERE HE IS DRAWN THE WAY HE LOOKED IN 2021 (possibly depicted as Skys?). WITH HIS SHORT HAIR. HETEROCHROMIC EYES. BMTH STAR TATTOO. EFFIN BADAZZ REVOLVER POINTED CALMLY BUT STEADILY IN A DYNAMIC ANGLE! Or maybe he looks a little anxious because he's realising what MANTRA and its cult does to people.

But the best part - AAAAA IT'S A LIMITED EFFIN EDITION WITH OLI'S SIGNATURE OLIVER. SYKES. OOOH IIIII LOVE LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOO MUCH! IT'S OLI'S EFFIN SIGNATURE OOOOHHH MA GAAAAD!

Well, I'll be getting this, let's have a big yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! Oh. And with "I'll be getting this", I actually mean that I'm gonna have to buy that with my own 120€. That's not a lot for something so rare though, so I'm SUPER-DUPER PANT-POOPER (I need to stop with dem puns darnit) happy 4 dis purchase!!!!!! Yayyy!!!!!!

Another downside is that I won't be able to wear it, ever, because of how valuable this is. But that's okay, I can hang it on a BMTH worship wall and cover it with transparent flim or something, giving it the best care possible! I'll have a little two-dimensional, cotton Oliver Sykes tamagotchi armed with a gun to take care of in my room everyday like it's the real guy. YIPPEEE!