GEKIDOS GUARDIAN QNA! (from the actual GUARDIAN QNA doc by joedoughboi)

GEKIDO:

Q | Gekido, why are you always smiling if you’re Rage?

Gekido: I’m sure you’re just great at picking these things up, but I don't HAVE A FACE TO EXPRESS EMOTIONS!

Q | Gekido, you seem very calm and composed. What's your secret since you are the Guardian of Rage?

Gekido: Anger is a spectrum, it can be expressed in many ways. I like to choose passive aggression, because blowing UP like a candle doesn't get ANY work done!

Q | What is gekido's meat plant like?

Gekido: IF you want so badly to know more, you can join the next tour group! The last one enjoyed it so much, they never left.

Q | Gekido, what happened to your face, or were you born like that?

{Gekido looks longingly at a photo sitting in the drawer of his desk, the photo is from an unknown period of himself still in possession of his face}

{He sighs}

Q | Gekido, what are the ingredients of your delicious meat pies?

Gekido: Let’s not get hung up on ingredients now, the taste alone should be enough to shut you up. 

Q | Question for Gekido, what's it like owning a meat processing plant?

Q | Does your meat processing plant have workers?

I take pride in managing all this, I had to make due with those so called “workers”. Those convicts mostly take care of wrangling the livestock sent in, the only thing they’re actually of use for after what they did. BUT THESE LOUSY NEANDERTHALS DON'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! HELL, the stress made me lose my face. My face. Most, if not all, is reliably handled autonomously through my meticulous engineering, the endless hissing and groaning like a symphony I conduc