Hi, I'm Moon
And I've had too much coffee
SO I CANNOT SLEEP
so lemme tell to the... idk, 3 people that are there about me
I am around 3.500.000.000 billion years and I exist in an astral plane that no mere mortal can compehend
I also like to feed on the blood of my sworn enemies and delight myself with brownie ice cream, as a little treat
I witnessed the birth of earth and lemme tell you
NO GOD WAS THERE, YA CHRISTIAN FANATICS!
I'm around 266"10 feet and weight about 2.87030223E+15 tons
I love to tarnish people into macabre fates and listen to their screams... oh, and also opeth, ig
I also play with damned souls in twisted games of death and life
my favorite hobby is watching humanity fuck itself up with conspiracy, war, hatred and idiocracy... truly a delight!
if you find me fascinating in any way, FRIEND ME!
(note to be 18 and above the age of 18 cuz I'm too old to educate kids)
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SunnyBunnny
wow, tall king.Β
I truly stand above anyone else
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WWWWWEEERELLLLL..... IT'S THE BIG SHOW.
by Cysper04; ; Report
scrapedβ¦οΈknees
Dreamy if i may dare say so!Β
Β BAHAHA!