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Gonna fight a bitch. Any tips?

This girl has been talking major shit behind my back and to my face and I’m so fucking sick of her. If she says one more thing, I’m gonna beat the shit out of her and my mind cannot be changed. I know to bite my fake nails off, but what else should I do? I’m scene so I wear a lot belts and I was wondering if I should take those off before hand?

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look up how to make a fist. put your thumb in front of your fingers, not inside them or to the side. if you dont do a lot of punching, and you have weak wrists, you can wrap your hands, but youll look like a dork.

when you punch, use your hips to drive it forward, instead of your arms. relax your body and then throw the punch. exhale with every punch. your fist should be angled ever-so-slightly downward, so that youre punching with the pointy part of your knuckles. DO NOT pull your fist back before you punch. it is completely unnecessary and only serves to tell your opponent youre about to punch them. practice your punches with these tips as much as you can.

if you have little experience fighting, dont try to kick. kicks take you off balance and that can be used against you in an instant. DO NOT GRAB YOUR OPPONENT. if you grab her, you have one less hand. 

be sure to strike her where it hurts. for your case probably the nose and mouth, maybe the tits (surprisingly painful), or the stomach. i HIGHLY advise NOT aiming for the stomach. the face is always better. since this is a petty fight, you are not trying to kill her or permanently damage her, as that will get you in a courtroom. DO NOT hit her in the eyes, temples, ears, or try to choke her. those will seriously damage a person if done right, and you dont have enough experience to attempt choking people. also, dont pull her fucking hair.  thats really common in school fights but dont do it.

keep your hands in front of your face at all times. after each punch, your hand goes right back in front of your face. your hands should be wide enough that you can see through them, but not low enough that you can see over them. 

shes gonna hit back so youre going to need to block it. dont be an idiot, do not grab her hands. move to the side and lightly swat her hand away. you only need to be out of the way enough that her punch doesnt connect. dont let your hand linger on hers, just pull it right back up to your face. if she kicks you, just back up a little so the kick doesnt connect.

if she lands on the ground and doesnt get back up, the fights over. if shes fighting back and then stops, the fights over. you dont want to look like youre beating an innocent person.

lastly, dont even try this if youre a little bitch when it comes to pain. you will get punched. its going to hurt a lot. if you get hurt bad enough where you really think you might be damaged (pain in your eardrums, dizziness or vertigo, excessive bleeding, coughing blood, lost tooth, etc) then end the fight. but otherwise, remember that pain is inevitable and suffering is optional.


well, i hoped that helped. i dont recommend you get into petty fights but i can never resist helping someone out with fighting. good luck

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Do not take the belts off, USE the belts whip & restrain! I hope you win girl! But at the same time don’t get arrested! RUN AWAY AFTERWARDS!

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If you want to hurt her, wear rings, hit her face.

If it is a school fight, I recommend looking for it far from your school, so that you do not have problems, at least in my country it works like that