How the hell am I supposed to be Gyaruo ?

1. I’m a super pale white dude

2. There are barely any thrift shops in my area

3. I would get slimed or stabbed If I went out in gyaruo makeup 

4. It’s always fucking lashing in Ireland so my makeup would drip

5. I can’t diy

6. I’m not allowed my sewing machine or my great great nan’s sewing kit

7. All my shirts are something Sheldon cooper would probably wear

8. I look like Sheldon cooper

9. I feel very uncomfortable in heavy makeup

10. And I have the hair of elven