how to have a Napolean dynamite summer

Name: FriendRewind
Author: FriendRewind

how to have a Napolean dynamite summer:

have someone watching your back at ALL times (no more flying solo)
sign up for a martial arts class
ride your bike or scooter (id be nice to offer your sibling to pull them into town)
no more forced enthusiasm (gosh! it's so exhausting to have to show happiness all the flipping time! god forbid me or my friends don't want to act giddy all the freaking time)
be comfortable with silence (its ok to not talk with your friend all the time)
store snacks in your pockets (so you can eat them later during the day)
practice some sweet dance moves in your room!
learn napoleon's dance
learn the sign language recital that Napolean has so much enthusiasm doing!
make someone a drawing. (its ok if you spend 3 hours shading that person's upper lip)
Pedro Maxxing. (become president or whatever)
go outside and check out your town (thrifting, eating ice cream, etc.)
don't let other people's opinion of you get in the way of having fun (the only reason Napolean is so unbothered is because he doesn't care what other people think of him and you shouldn't either)