i am going to buy a stupid fucking hat

you know those women want me, fish fear me hats? for some inexplicable reason i have decided that would be so fun to have and wear in public. i think part of it is because i tend to dress and act... flamboyantly... so it would be ironic to see a guy with a limp wrist wearing the straightest, most divorced hat of all time. however i could definitely see myself wearing it on a day where i don't put a lot of effort into my outfit. so now, the next time i have the money, i will buy myself a women want me, fish fear me hat. i hope my mannerisms are fruity enough no one thinks i support certain presidents