i do not like celery and i think it is a violation of my personal rights in a salad

i love veggies. i LOOOVE them. But celery??? it literally tastes like dirt mixed with water. 

it's Bitter, has the weirdest crunchy texture ever, feels like faBric in my mouth and did i mention it tastes like watered down dirt? it is ATROCIOUS. i do not understand those who say they enjoy it.

no u don't? what type of person do u have to Be to ENJOY this dirt-like misery wrapped up in a green, crunchy exterior??? no one likes celery. it is NO ones top one. 

it also ruins salads. completely ruins the entire thing. 

i do not like celery.