"I had a paranormal experience." -CB

So basically last weeked I had a HUGEEE sleepover that was supposed to serve as a sort of "going away party" bc Im moving to another state but while we were at the slumber party, lowkey, I kept hearing loud footsteps when everyone was asleep I looked and like everyone was fast asleep. Then I heard like a really loud fart like it was REALLY LOUD and I was in the middle of my bedroom where everyone was sleeping and the fart woke everyone up and mind you no one couldve done the fart bc they were asleep and It wasnt me I swear. But anyways, everyone just looked at me and I told them the truth I really didnt fart but no one believed me! And to this day everyone who was at the sleepover INSISTS that it was me but IT WASNT!!! I have reason to believe it was a ghost who was trying to frame me for farting and honestly, that is probably the worst thing a ghost has ever done and yall dont get it. Yall dont understand how humiliating and how heavy a fart that wasnt yours is assumed to be yours. If the ghost who framed me is reading this...count your days, wait, just watch out bc I am NOT happy and you DONT wanna mess with me when Im angry. Cuz when I'm angry, EVERYONE IS SCARED!

                             Cb strutting out of the room with a smile...TOOTLES!