i love my cat so much man
I love worshiping her like a goddess bc ik it makes her feel happy. every time i see her i say "oh hii biscuit my sweet baby" "aww youre so pretty biscuit" "my pretty babyyyy" "youre so beautiful today buiscyyyy"
and when she is gone i start doing automatic dialog like an npc and say shi like "Where's my Biscuit?" "Where is my baby Biscuit?" bc i miss her and she's hunting rats outside
ngl idk how she isnt tired of me already. she sits in my lap voluntarily so clearly im doing something right
im not a zoophile i just really love my cat
shes a big back though she deadass always wants food </3 her greed is immeasurable..
Comments
Displaying 3 of 3 comments ( View all | Add Comment )
annie
what the hell was that last paragraph bruh
eizen_8
omg me and your cat have the same name!! my beautiful cat is also called biscuit
Thats awesome!!
by Kuriketto; ; Report