i need sum1 as weird n nerdy as weird al PLZ

nooo Universee plz dont send me a cute funny weird geeky nerdy guyyyyy noooo👀👀👀plzzz dont👀👀 do dat👀👀👀👀👀 and who wuld b loyal 2 me👀👀👀 n lives closeee to or in GA👀👀 noooo plzz dont let me find my future husband on hereeeee 👀👀👀👀👀👀

IF THIS IS YU SIGN UP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M 16 I'M A WITCH N I LUV BEING CHARMED BY SM1 IN A GEEKY NERDY FUNNY CUTE WAY HELP PLEASE DREAM MAN COME 2 ME