instructions in case you DID NOT wish Miku a happy birthday today.......(how could you)

firstly, print her photo in monochrome, decide where you will make the altar 

secondly, go to a store and buy a very big and good leek, 4 cyan candles, and a photo frame to put the photo in

lastly, make the altar, light up and place the candles around the photo, make sure the leek is clean, and perfect 

after the preparations are done, stand on your knees in front of the altar bowing your head and say 

"ohimesama, otanjoubi no koto wa moshi wake arimasen gozaimasu, sorede shazai no okurimono o ukeirete kudasai" 

if something's wrong you'll be executed on the spot 

if not then you have passed, now you have to make offerings to the altar every day for 39 years

put up kudos so i know you didn't get executed by The Queen Hatsune Miku

Kudos: 2

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