It's Only Sex!!

Sal here. If you don't like explicit stuff, don't read this x

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As a lady lover, sex has always terrified me. What do you mean I have to open up completely and trust someone who could potentially hurt me? Guys are different - the one's I've been with don't care, and since I'm not attracted to them, it's a mutually transactional relationship. But girls? Terrifying.

I think about it all the time, what I would do, what I would say. But every time I get close to it happening, I freak out and make a scott pilgrim reference. Scott fuckin' Pilgrim. And I find it more terrifying in summer, because the sweltering Australian heat makes it impossible to cover my body the way I like, so I feel like a pig wearing human clothing.

Women are terrifying. They're pretty, they're beautiful, they're elegant, and they're completely out of reach.