LAME JOKES FO FUN!!!
( CRINGE WARNING!!!!:-[ )
1# Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with!
2# Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he!
3# Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
4# What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
5# Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6# I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
7# Want to hear a construction joke?..I’m still working on it...
8# I used to hate facial hair but after a while, it grew on me!
9# Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10# What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
11# What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
12# I once wrote a song about a tortilla… but it was more of a wrap!
PUT SOME JOKES OF YO OWN IN COMMS AND I'LL ADD EM!!
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