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LAME JOKES :-P

LAME JOKES FO FUN!!!

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1# Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with!


2# Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he!


3# Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!


4# What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!


5# Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!


6# I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!


7# Want to hear a construction joke?..I’m still working on it...


8# I used to hate facial hair but after a while, it grew on me!


9# Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!


10# What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!


11# What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!


12# I once wrote a song about a tortilla… but it was more of a wrap!


PUT SOME JOKES OF YO OWN IN COMMS AND I'LL ADD EM!!

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