Let's Play! Pokemon Black Version Part 1 - Starting Out

Right, We start off our game with an actually decent cutscene, there's not a whole lot of movement of dialogue involved, but it does a good job with it's aesthetics and is really nicely drawn. We see that not-Bakura with the not-Millennium Puzzle as he surrounds himself with Pokemon as he has no friends like most people who play Pokemon. 

Then we see the same boy grown and seemed to adopt a similar political ideology as Tobuscus or Kanye West with that hand gesture being a little bit too high for my liking.

and then, we get this nice panning shot of a low-poly Reshiram for our title screen, let's just hope that JustinRPG isn't around to see this.

Upon starting a new game we get the "Welcome to Pokemon" schpill with this game's professor, Professor Juniper. But even she knows that this shit is already played out after 4 gens of the same crap with her facial expression.

"Juniper, why you tryna not to laugh, bruh? That's disrespectful as shit, bruh."

We get informed on what a pokemon is in case the child playing this game has never looked at the box before or read the manual and we get the choice of being a boy or a girl. 

Now, irl I am a Male, however, we're going to pick the girl because... because... uh... 

Now to contrast with a character who we will see in just a bit, I'm going to name my character Noir, because I'm a unimaginative twat but not so much I stick to the canon name

We get introduced to our male rival Cheren

And our Yuri companion, Bianca

and now, we can start our game...

...But not really

Cheren and Bianca rudely barges into my room and start demanding to see what's in the box

We get a letter from Juniper, it reads

"Dear Noir,

Please come to the lab, I baked a cake for you. Yours Truly-- Juniper" or something like that

We pick our starter, and as stated in the previous part, My starter is gonna be Snivy, which is meant to be... idk, I think with it become a serpent/snake thing later, but this current form, I don't know what it's meant to be. Noir is just looking at this little dude going "So that's a pig, that's a bear/cub thing, and my one is... what?"

Bianca challenges us to a Pokemon battle, thankfully this is a 2D pokemon game so we don't have to get called out by nintendo ecelebs about why we don't have a battle background of our room

We both take our turns tackle each other until Oshawott gets his ass kicked and Bianca gets felted

And uhh... damn. if our level 5 brimblo could do something like that to my room, I can't imagine how people even have homes with Pokemons in their 60s and 70s levels

We then face Cheren and he does his best impression of The Thinker

Thinker, he is not, as I stump him with my Snivy and my advance tactic of tackling his Tepig over and over again until Tepig needs to sit out for the rest of the game.

After the commotion, we talk to our Mother and she hands me a Smart Watch (not pictured because I forgot. soz lol)