lyrics#3

You might think that I'm cool not your typical loser

Ever since high-school I've been a  gooner

All these stupid Stacys always wanna fuck me

Honestly I find them disgusting

I don't want the touch of a women or a man

All I need to do is jerk it with my hand

You might say I'm pornsexual

Tried to fuck this bitch had the biggest pair of tits

She showed me her pussy I couldn't stomach it

Is there something wrong I said of course

You don't even look like a cartoon horse

There's nothing in this world that won't get me hard

I even fucked my dog in the backyard

Real people never did it for me

My preference has always been 2D

"goon chad"-Not The Propper Atire/NTPA

hearing this song for the first time caught me so off guard, its really funny and fits this guy supper well, go listen to NTPA