Making a movie

I'm making a full ass feature length ass movie probably in August, just with my friends and a Nikon.

I have no idea what I'm doing but I'll probably just post things from it here.

I'm just letting you know because I want you to think I'm very cool and creative and I do cool things. Hit me up if you're really impressed and popping a boner about me right now (ladies).

I would describe it but it would seem stupid, so instead here's a bit from the script.

INT. CITY BUS - DAY

GWEN (16) and COLETTE (16) sit side by side on the bus.

GWEN (flatly, almost disinterested in herself): Pigs have curly dicks.

Colette looks at her.

COLETTE: You see a lot of pig dicks?

GWEN: Not a LOT.

Cut to a shot out the window of the passing streets. Hold it for a moment. The conversation continues in the background.

GWEN (O.S.): I saw my cat's dick once.

COLETTE (O.S.): Why?

GWEN (O.S.): He was just cleaning himself and... this little red worm pops out and...

MAX's voice joins in.

MAX (O.S.): Did you like it?

Gwen thinks for a second.

GWEN (O.S.): Uhhh... Yeah but, he's not into me.

Back inside, MOLLY sits facing away from the group, head resting in her arms, staring out the window.

Closeup shot of Molly's eyes watching the world outside.

Transition to a shot of Max as he speaks.

MAX: I can't even remember actually learning to wipe my ass.

GWEN: That explains a lot.

Colette laughs.

MAX: No but, no. Like I know what I'm doing but I wonder if my parents taught me or I just...

COLETTE: What?

MAX: ...figured it out.

COLETTE: I'm sure somebody taught you.

MAX: How do you know? Do you remember learning?

COLETTE: Uhhmm...

MAX: Maybe we don't even do it the same way.

COLETTE: I feel like there's only really one way to do it...

MAX: Nah dude, like...

He gets animated.

MAX: Back to front, or front to back? Do you sit or stand?

GWEN: Please tell me you're not doing it back to front.

MAX: Do you just wipe, or kind of... like do you like hook your fingers and scoop out your asshole, or...

COLETTE: Stop!

MAX: How deep you dig?

COLETTE: Stop.

GWEN: Shitpussy.