mean girls 2 is straight ass on a stove

me when i state the obvious

OBVIOUSLY there will be spoilers here because i cannot get into why this movie is such an ass of a moving picture without recalling the assinine events. pls enjoy this half-assed review fueled by pure hatred

1.The Plot

Why even bother making this movie if the ONLY recurring character is that sexy ass principal duvall????

It was just rinse-and-repeat from mean girls 1 mostly, only Jo didn't join the Plastics. She was actually well-liked, and that was what motivated the Plastics to fuck with her life. fuck the Plastics. The Plastics in the GOOD Mean Girls just talked shit and stole people's boyfriends; they didn't bug a car or DEFACE a car or STEAL CHARITY MONEY or TRY TO DRUG AN ENTIRE PARTY OF PEOPLE. goodness gracious these hoes are comically evil T_T

What i hated the most about this entire movie is the climax...Jo you are a fucking idiot. Instead of jumping Mandi when Mandi FRAMED HER FOR STEALING CHARITY MONEY AND RUINED HER CHANCE AT COLLEGE, Jo challenged her to a damn game of powder puff football. JO. WIND YOUR FIST BACK AND PUNCH HER. 

There was a scene where Jo's father is conflicted because his car won't start up and he has some work thing tomorrow that has to do with it. he makes car engines btw that's his job. It doesn't work because Mandi and her crew of POOPYHEADS poured coffee into the goddamn gas tank. Jo immediately confronted Mandi in PUBLIC in front of WITNESSES, and Mandi ADMITTED to the crime. BITCH REPORT HER TO THE POLICE!!!! there was coffee on the table, SHOTO TODOROKI THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

At least Regina George got humiliated and hit by a bus! Mandi McFUCKFACE was exposed only because of her ugly ass tramp stamp. no pls look it up its so fucking ugly. they fr just doodled on her ass with dry erase markers and called it a day. it wasn't even satisfying when she got arrested smh my head.

2. The Characters

ok i will admit i like the main character Jo more than i like cady HEY HEY PUT THE TOMATOES DOWN. Jo is an actual nice person, and while she was paid to be Abby's friend, I firmly believe they would've been friends without a transaction. She can actually stand up for herself and isn't a total wuss, unlike most protagonists of coming-of-age movies (which is a MAJOR pet peeve of mine).

The Plastics are eh. i have no idea why they're seniors in this movie, but the fact they are seniors preparing to graduate really just confuses me. The Plastics in this movie are just childish. Mandi is mentally seven. Not to mention, the two other plastics are completely forgettable. The movie probably would've been about the same if they were written out completely. Mandi, however, gets on my fucking nerves. At least Regina George was somewhat likable, this bitch Mandi needs to get jumped on my mama. All she did was repeatedly fuck about and emotionally torture Abby. At that point, it was just painful watching. Bitch you're eighteen, get a job...

tbh i don't really care about the dude that Jo is into or whatever his name is. He wasn't all that interesting to me and that's all i have to say

Abby needs to get her fucking life together and sue Mandi to death. There is video and photo evidence of Mandi publicly humiliating her, SUE THE BITCH. Her CAR was literally defaced and dozens of kids witnessed it AND COMMITTED THE CRIME. Are there no security cameras outside the school?? did word not get out of a group of kids literally vandalizing another student's property???? whatever im getting off-track. I don't know why that wasn't the first solution, her parents are RICH and her father is FAMOUS. SUE THOSE FUCKERS!!!!

3. The Fashion

jesus CHRIST the Plastics dress like mormons. I know the movie was made in 2011 and I had literally just emerged from the depths of my mother's uterus back then but was the fashion SERIOUSLY that bad??? senior citizens in the comments let me know. Anywhosies, literally how were they taken seriously? I don't think in any generation i would've been scared of an eighteen year old girl wearing a knee-length floral dress and a goddamn pink headband with a rose on it. Ma'am you look like you're about to preach the word on my doorstep. they don't look plastic they look like some fucking cotton

Jo actually dressed way better than the Plastics in my opinion. She actually dressed HER AGE and not like a FLOWER GIRL.

However, everyone else looked a damn mess. The Plastics, the nerds, the jocks, EVERYONE looked RIDICULOUS. You either choose an ugly orange buttoned up dress shirt or a ruffled dress, you do NOT wear both.

IN CONCLUSION,

Mean Girls 2 is a pain in the ass to watch and borderline disrespectful to the original Mean Girls. It is a cash-grab, the Plastics are dressed like they're about to skip to Sunday service, and it isn't worth watching because no one got a rightful ass-whooping.

DEATH TO ALL OF THEM