Misheard a MCR lyric for over a decade

"icecream lessons"

Without a snack I took her out 

And bought our nice and cold ice creams 

Imaginary ice cream shop 

That you can play just with me 

A sprinkle here 

Your magic shell 

As icecream and roses fall at your feet

Let's dip a scoop, the hundredth time

And then tomorrow we'll do it again

Tomorrow we'll do it again

I ate it all, binged it up 

And back there I threw it where she couldn't see

Replaced the carton didnt tell 

I stared as this moment was hell for me 

A sprinkle here 

Your magic shell 

As icecreams and roses fall at your feet 

Let's dip a scoop, the hundredth time 

And tomorrow we'll do it again 

I never thought it'd be this way 

Just me and you, in shame alone 

And if you stay, all I'm asking for is 

A thousand sugar crashes 

Glucose is never enough 

To fix what we've been doing 

And I'll keep on eating this 

Just to prove that I need more 

Every inch of freezer space 

All I'm asking for is 

All I'm needing is this 

Eating on ! 

These hands are sticky 

From the times I have eaten and then 

We can wash down this ice cream 

With syrup and hypoglycemia 

We'll laugh as we die 

And we'll celebrate the pancreas 

With cheap novolin

Without, without a sound 

Without, without a sound 

And I eat it anyway 

Without a sound 

And I eat it anyway

Without a sound

And I eat it anyway

Without a sound

And I eat it anyway