Movie Review Death Proof (Spoilers)

This ended up so fucking long so i apologize but i do like this movie its fun bad and if you read this whole thing i love you💙           ⭐⭐⭐⭐✰

Ps. red text is direct quotes either from the wiki or the movie.

Okay so I did like this movie i only watched it because it's referenced in EMH, I'm putting it on my movies to buy/thrift list because it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be. I thought it would be a creepo man killing a bunch of women because he gets off on it and there is gore and boobs for no reason but there is a plot so that was a nice surprise.  

So it start with these three girls going to a bar and our mmc is stalking two of the girls(which btw the mmc is played by Kurt Russell so fucking Santa Claus is stalking these girls) one is nicknamed butterfly and the other is Julia, so they all get to the bar they're drinking and smoking, they're all adults so its not ridiculous. And our mmc is sitting at the bar talking to a different girl named pam, and pam is making fun of him a little because of mmc introduces himself as "Stuntman Mike" which is cringe and pam said as much so he takes it as a ego hit and decides pam needs to die after she says she needs a ride home.

So the mmc explains what a "death proof" car is to her and how he has a roll cage in the car but it's actually only on the driver side of the car so it just protects him not the passenger and he has like a roller-coaster harness as a seatbelt. So pam's dumbass gets in the car with him no seatbelt barely a seat at all, and he asks her after watching which way the other girls car went if she needs to go left or right(the girls went left but pam needs to go right) and he says real quote btw "Well, because there was a 50-50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right. You see, we're both going left. You could've just as easily been going left, too, and if that was the case, it would've been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid... you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately." Which is so evil villain monologue this guy is reddit evil. So he starts gunning it down the road the other girls went down to catch up with them and he keeps slamming the brakes and jerking the car so pam keeps hitting her head until she dies, then he catches up with the other girls and spins his car around and turns his headlights off so they can't see him so his car is facing their car then accelerates like petal to the metal and cashes into them, all of the girls die and when he is in the hospital his injuries are a broken nose, a fractured collarbone, and a broken index finger that's it. 

The highway ranger says the DA won't charge him because he is stone cold sober and the girls were drunk/high, which i feel like is so much worse if you think he did it on purpose for sexual gratification mister highwayman but not my movie not my monkeys. So after he gets let go months later he finds a other group of girls to stalk our new group is makeup artist Abernathy, stunt driver Kim, stuntwoman Zoë, and actress Lee. 

So mmc is stalking this new group and they go to these diner after picking up Zoë from the airport and while they are talking about how Zoë wants to test-drive a 1970 Dodge Challenger, the same type of car from the 1971 film Vanishing Point, and has found one for sale nearby also Kim refences she has a gun. Our mmc is sitting in the background while this is going on so they all leave to go see the car Zoe found. They get to the house where the car is and Zoë says she wants to play a game called "Ship's Mast", where she rides the hood holding belts strapped to the car while Kim drives really fast and Kim is hesitant but agrees after Zoë says she'll "I'll crack your back. "I'll be your back-cracking slave."(So there's that i guess).

 Then Abernathy joins them after leaving Lee with the guy at the house and the owner, Jasper, lets them test-drive it unsupervised after Abernathy tells him Lee is a porn star, and she is left behind as collateral. We don't see Lee for the rest of the movie so i hope she's good. The three start the stunt unaware that Mike is watching them. He rear-ends them in his car, causing Zoë to lose her grip on both belts and be left holding on to the hood. He keeps hitting the car until Zoë falls off the hood and into a ditch, when both cars come the a stop and the mmc says "Hey, ladies! That was fun Well, adios!" (i fucking hate this guy). Then Kim shoots him in the shoulder, and Zoë pops out of the ditch and says I'm Okay!:D. Which was comical after that whole scene ended, so Zoë asks if the other girls if they want to go after him which they agree to so Zoë grabs a big ass pipe off the side of the road and the speed off after him.

We switch back to the mmc and i swear to god he looks like that sobbing hamptr meme I'll add it at the end because I'm not kidding he did get shot but only after he killed four women and then tried to kill three more but as soon as he gets hurt back he's sobbing crying pissing himself (this guy stinks). So the girls are ramming his car while he is crying pissing himself and yelling why me why me like he didn't try to kill them🙄. They end up flipping his car after chasing him for fucking forever and Zoë beats him with the pipe for a bit then drags him out of the car then Zoë, Kim and Abernathy are all beating him until he dies and then they celebrate, like yippie giggling and shit i fucking love it then the movie ends.