my Japanese maid

my Japanese maid Kimmy is kinda cray cray.

firstly, she's perhaps the laziest girl I've ever known/met. and she smokes 🚬 too much and is addicted to Korean drama, so she watches that profusely. 

she also spends an entire hour on her english lessons, and uses a Rhumba to sweep my crib. which I don't really care what her preferred methods are but I could've done that lolz. 

she can't even cook 🍜 ramen, and the other day I taught her ass how to make legit tacos without destroying my kitchen. 

I only gave her this job as a eeugggeee fav to my crazy Korean cuz Grace, as I owe her allot. 

I overheard her speaking in Japanese to some other Japanese girl saying I have a nice ass. well that made me rather happy haha. then she asked me for a raise and if she can live in my place rent free. I chocked and snorted my beer. this girl gone off the deep end, shit. uh, do I look like an airBNB? your place is only 5 minutes away!

still, when my dog passed (recently) she took him to the vet while I was out of town and actually cried for me. I don't think I could've handled that. I was saddened that I didn't get to say goodbye. I really honestly thought he had a half a yr left. oh well. he's in doggy heaven.

suggestion: watch Arthur the King, it'll inspire you to love dogs more, if you didn't already.