according to a legend i JUST made up theres a penis stealing wizard thats living among us (like the video game)
keep your penis in check friend or the penis stealing wizard might penisly steal you
according to a legend i JUST made up theres a penis stealing wizard thats living among us (like the video game)
keep your penis in check friend or the penis stealing wizard might penisly steal you
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omniscientOverlady
My uncle's penis was stolen in a vicious Penis Stealing Wizard attack. Do NOT underestimate the power of the Dihzard. He shot my dog.
i think the shooting your dog part is a personal issue but again he fucked my 3rd wife,stole my swag and ate 3 of my guitar strings so maybe hes just an asshole
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amber
am i safe i dont have a penis. this is very scary
youll grow one
AND HE'LL STEAL IT
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alexanderspoison
thats just the tooth fairy
the economy is so bad the tooth fairy now steals penises and sells them
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KratosPS
Are you talking about evil Larry?
this implies larry was ever moral.
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error
What does he do with them? I like your status
i dont know he just steals them
thanks i made it up
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Can he give me one
Very creative
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idk ask him dont ask me
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