Phrases my family say cuz it's funny

1. "Shit my pants" Used in place of 'Oh, crap'. I just said it, and I assume it's gonna be used often now because that's how these things start. I was just gonna stop at shit, but decided it would be funny to add 'my pants' and it was, Alice found it hilarious.

2. "It's waterrr" Reference to a Brandon Farris video. Started by Bender when we went on a roller coaster with water and he ended up getting splashed in the crotch and Alice found it absoloutley hilarious, so he decided to pile onto that hilarity by saying 'it's waterrr' and not piss. I have pictures of him btw, soaked butt and all, will post if asked, cropped of course so no faces.

3. "It's a plane! Choo-choo" Said by very tired me at the airport cuz I forgot what sound planes make. Alice says it to mock me now.

4. "It's almost like a rollercoaster" Said by Alice... on a rollercoaster. It was a more chill one, for little kids (we went on it like 10 times in that three day trip, it's our favourite) and she meant that for a chill one it was actually pretty fast, but she was dumb with the wording. I now say this when Alice brings up the plane thing.

5. "No butthole, genius" Already made a post about this once, but it deserves another mention. Means 'no shit, sherlock' but Alice messed it up once, and we kept saying it this way.

6. "In a gator" Again, already mentioned this before, messed up version of 'see you later alligator', those types of phrases, but we constantly say variations of this. "In a crocodile" "In a crocogator"

I swear we say more stuff, I just can't remember any of it at this moment, I'll make another part if I remember more. Also, 2, 3, and 4, are from the same trip. We also say lots of references, if it fits the situation. Like dads favourite is "you're cyberbullying me", from Brooklynn 99, said when he takes forever walking down the stairs and I try to move past him but he gets in the way on purpose.