Read this before you add me, please.

There are a few things you should know about me and a few rules I need to tell you before you add me.

1. I am a virgin and don't like it when people try to tarnish my holy body.

2. I'm autistic and don't like it when people touch me, so keep your hands off.

3. I hate both republicans and democrats equally.

4. My wife and child are my life and everyone else will always be prioritized AFTER them.

5. I am religious and I am my own god. Do not mock my worship of me.

6. I fuck around too much. If you don't like that, then don't bother adding me.

7. Don't bother trying to add me if you're under 18.

8. Thank you and have a swell day. <3