shorts wars rambles

I think the reason I love shorts wars so much is because it is so goddamn campy. All the clones are so gay; like, dunbun? fruity asf. Preston, literally had a whole arc with changing his name and no longer trying to be a replica of someone else, but also had to talk nonstop about a Dave's double when doing so. Dark Danno? His name is literally DARK DANNO and was screaming "I LOVEE MENN" and then got shot 8 times. Also the line "we wish you a merry rizzmas" exists in the same video as "God would have some notes on what I've done, though the devil and I will get along better anyways."

also the final line of the series is "welp. that was a bad idea." and the main villain, "The Boss Shorts Wars" sings a cover of My Way. I love this stupid ass series.