So many skunks.

   Well, it’s crazy. There were so many skunks out today four or five. I thought, you know what? I’m finally going to take a picture. I haven’t before because I’m usually too busy slowly moving away so I don’t startle one and get sprayed.
    A couple rookie mistakes, though. At 4:30 in the morning, when you’re walking around half listening to the radio, you forget you’re standing in front of somebody’s house. You see a skunk, pull out your phone, take the picture and then realize your flash is on. So now you’re flashing a camera into somebody’s front yard at 4:30 in the morning. Where I live, dude, people do not appreciate that.
    So I hustled up a couple more blocks thinking maybe I’d see another one. Sure enough, I did. This one checked me out while I took the picture and didn’t seem to mind at all. I was like, whoa, this guy doesn’t even care. And I was really close.